First off, we have this “Cloned Queen,” apparently a big cheese in some alien race bred by the “United Systems Military” on a spaceship called the “Auriga.” Okay, cool, very *Alien* franchise meets cheap sci-fi B-movie. The fact that she was *originally* immature suggests some, uh, weird alien growth spurt? I don’t know, my imagination’s taking a nap right now.
Then BAM, we’re slammed into Princess Margaret. Real, historical Princess Margaret, sister of Queen Elizabeth II. Apparently, she found out she had, like, two cousins with learning disabilities during therapy. That’s a bit… depressing, honestly. And like, the Crown kinda glossed over that, didn’t they? Typical.
And *then*, because why not throw in more randomness, there’s a mention of… princes becoming kings after their mothers (Queen Victoria and… some other queen) died. What does this have to do with Margaret?!? Honestly, my head is spinning.
So, where does that leave us with “Clone Queen Margaret”? Is it a *what if* scenario where Princess Margaret, feeling stifled by her royal duties, somehow becomes a clone queen of an alien race? Like, did she get abducted? Did she, I don’t know, volunteer for some bizarre experiment to escape the shadow of her sister?
And, like, what *if* Margaret had been queen? The Canvas quote suggests she kinda lived in the shadow of the monarchy, always putting it first. Would she have been more assertive, more… *alien* perhaps, if she had the power? Maybe. Maybe not. It’s all hypothetical, right? And probably completely bonkers.
