So, apparently, Christian Louboutin – the man, the myth, the legend – actually has a “Made to Measure” thing going on. “If you can dream it, we can,” they say. Which, honestly, sounds like a challenge. I’m picturing, like, shoes covered in tiny disco balls or maybe ones that shoot out glitter when you walk. Okay, maybe not *that* crazy, but you get the idea. The possibilities are, like, ENDLESS!
I saw something about this one place where you can get, like, custom *everything*, not just Louboutins. They do Louis Vuitton too. Seriously, imagine, a personalized LV bag AND shoes? You’d be the envy of, like, everyone. But, the thing is, are these places legit? Like, are you *really* getting authentic Louboutins, or are they, you know, really good *copies*? That’s the question, isn’t it? Gotta do your research, my friend. Nobody wants to get scammed buying fake red bottoms. That’s just embarrassing.
And speaking of embarrassing, I saw somethin’ about Taylor Swift’s “Reputation” tour costumes and Louboutins. I’m not really a Swiftie, but I gotta admit, her style is pretty killer. I wonder if her shoes were custom? Probably, right? I mean, she’s Taylor Swift! She can probably get shoes made outta unicorn hair if she wanted to.
Anyway, back to custom Louboutins for the rest of us mortals. I think Saks has some kinda thing going on with custom Louboutin designers. Free shipping and returns, they say! That’s tempting, even for me. ‘Cause, let’s face it, buying shoes online is always a bit of a gamble. What if they don’t fit? What if the color is totally different in person? Returns are a lifesaver, yo.
I gotta say, the thought of designing my own Louboutins is kinda…intimidating. Like, what if I totally screw it up and end up with the ugliest shoes ever made? Then I’d be stuck with ’em! Maybe it’s better to just stick to the classics. But then again, where’s the fun in that?