So, I was browsing online, yeah? And I noticed Gucci is kinda *everywhere*. NET-A-PORTER, Farfetch, the official Gucci site, even YOOX (YOOX? Really? That feels like finding a Gucci bag at, like, a TJ Maxx). Anyway, the point is, you can get your Gucci fix pretty much anywhere these days.
They got everything, too! Crossbody bags with the bling-y golden buckles (which, honestly, are kinda tacky-chic and I’m not mad at it), leather shoulder bags, totes… you name it, Gucci probably makes it. Even *bucket bags*. Who even uses bucket bags anymore? Oh wait, I kinda want one now. Damn you, Gucci marketing!
I saw something about artificial leather too, which, okay, Gucci using pleather? That’s… interesting. Maybe they’re trying to be more eco-conscious? Or maybe they’re just trying to save some money. Who knows. Honestly, as long as it *looks* good, I guess? But still… Gucci and artificial leather… sounds kinda odd, y’know?
FARFETCH promises express delivery and free returns which is *amazing*. Like, if I’m dropping that much cash on a bag, I want it in my hands *yesterday*, and I wanna be able to send it back if it looks like a hot mess on me (which, let’s be real, it probably will). Free returns are a lifesaver.
And the Gucci site itself? Totes, totes, and more totes! Canvas, wool, big, small… a tote for every occasion, apparently. I’m more of a small bag kinda gal, but a Gucci tote? Hmmm… maybe for carrying all my other, smaller Gucci bags? Okay, I’m kidding (mostly).
Honestly, navigating the Gucci world is a *trip*. It’s like, luxury overload. You just get sucked in. You start thinking, “Yeah, I *need* a GG emblem something-or-other. My life is incomplete without it.” And then you look at your credit card balance and snap back to reality. But the dream… the dream is still there.