Anyway, so I’ve been trawling the interwebs (yeah, I said “interwebs”) and it seems like everyone and their dog is selling Chloe wallets. Like, Nordstrom’s got ’em, Lyst’s got ’em (887 on SALE, no less!), The RealReal is slinging authenticated pre-loved ones at crazy discounts (up to 90% off? Sheesh!)… Basically, if you want a Chloe wallet, you’re spoiled for choice.
Now, the thing that’s kinda weird is this “High Precision” thing. I mean, are we talking like, surgically-precise stitching? Laser-cut leather? Is it some kinda code word for… something? I’m honestly drawing a blank here. Maybe it’s just some clever marketing thing? You know, like how everything’s “artisanal” these days.
But back to the wallets themselves. Nordstrom, bless their cotton socks, is offering “wallets, wristlets, zip pouches, and more.” Which, okay, that’s pretty standard wallet stuff. But then they throw in MCM and Fendi? What’s that about? Are they trying to confuse me? I mean, I thought we were talking Chloe, people!
Lyst seems like a good bet if you’re on the hunt for a deal, though. 887 items on sale? That’s a lot of wallets. And free shipping? You can’t argue with that. Unless, of course, you end up buying like, five wallets because you can’t decide. Then you’re in trouble. Don’t ask me how I know.
The RealReal… that’s interesting. Authenticated pre-loved. So, used, but supposedly not fake. I guess that’s a good thing. Although, the idea of someone else’s wallet just feels a little…icky? Maybe I’m just weird. But 90% off? I’d definitely consider it. Especially if it’s one of those fancy ones with the little gold ring thingy. You know the ones I mean.
And then there’s this… *thing*… from some Chinese website. I can’t even read it! Google Translate says something about “due to the settings of this website, we cannot provide a specific description of the page.” Helpful, much? I’m guessing it’s just another place selling Chloe wallets, but who knows what kinda “precision” they’re using over there. Probably not the *high* kind, if you catch my drift.