Listen, LOEWE is *luxe*. Like, seriously luxe. We’re talking Anagram logos plastered tastefully (or maybe not so tastefully, depends on your vibe) on cropped tank tops – perfect for… well, I don’t know, sipping Aperol Spritzes on a yacht or something? I wouldn’t know. I’m more of a “spilled coffee on my t-shirt while frantically trying to make rent” kind of girl.
But hey, I can *appreciate* the craftsmanship. Apparently, they’re all about this “luxury basketry handcrafted in natural fibers” thing. I picture artisans painstakingly weaving reeds while listening to classical music and pondering the meaning of life. Or maybe they’re just checking TikTok, who knows? Point is, it sounds fancy.
And then there’s the bags. Oh, the bags. The “softest, lightest version of the iconic bag, crafted in nappa leather with a leather label, and balloon charm.” Seriously? A balloon charm? I mean, it’s cute, I guess. But is it, like, *actually* worth more than my car? Probably. Sigh.
You see all those “luxury collection of bags, accessories, shoes and clothing” mentions? It’s almost like they want you to buy something from Neiman Marcus. Not that I’m judging. I’d love to buy something from Neiman Marcus. But, you know, budget.
Oh, and perfume! Apparently, LOEWE does perfume too. For women. Signature LOEWE perfume, no less. I bet it smells like money and regret. Or maybe flowers. I honestly don’t know. I’m just making stuff up now.
And speaking of making stuff up, how do you even tell if a Loewe is *vintage*? I saw something about logos and tags. I mean, I guess that makes sense. But also, couldn’t you just slap an old tag on a new shirt? The world is full of trickery, people! Stay vigilant!
Anyway, back to this whole “High Precision” thing. Maybe it’s about the fit? Like, perfectly tailored, hugging you in all the right places? Or maybe it’s about the materials? Super high-end, ethically sourced, blah blah blah. Honestly, I’m just guessing here. I feel like I’m wandering through a very expensive, very confusing fashion maze.
