First off, lemme just say, the website’s… a trip. Like, a good trip, if you’re into, you know, scoring designer stuff for (allegedly) less. I said allegedly because sometimes, you gotta squint reeeaal hard to believe those “original” prices. Are they *really* knocking off 70%? Hmmm, jury’s still out on that one. But hey, a girl can dream, can’t she?
Anyway, navigating the thing is like trying to find your keys after a particularly enthusiastic Friday night. Everything’s kinda… scattered. You got pink stuff, blue stuff (what’s up with the color coordination, or lack thereof?), sizes ranging from XS… to like, a maybe-there’s-something-for-everyone kinda situation. And don’t even *get* me started on the “All Outlet Styles” tag. It’s like, *everything* is an outlet style. Makes you wonder what the actual Michael Kors stuff *is* then, ya know? Is it just…more expensive outlet stuff? My brain hurts.
I mean, I’ve spent hours scrolling through that site. Hours! Looking for the perfect crossbody bag that screams “I’m stylish but also I can afford groceries this week.” And you know what? Sometimes I find it. Sometimes I find five. And sometimes I end up with a questionable sequined wallet that I’ll probably never use but it was, like, ridiculously cheap. Impulse buys, man. They get you EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
The “Michael Kors Locations in the United States” link they throw in there randomly? That’s useful, I guess. If you’re into the whole *in-person* shopping experience. But honestly, who has the time? Give me the internet and a questionable amount of discount codes, and I’m good to go.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on the MK outlet website. Okay, maybe a little. But it’s addictive! It’s like a treasure hunt where the treasure is a slightly-less-expensive-than-usual handbag. And who doesn’t love a treasure hunt?
