Fendi Hats: A Head Trip (and Maybe a Wallet Trip Too)
So, Fendi, right? You know, that name that just *screams* “expensive”? Yeah, they do hats. And gloves, apparently, but we’re here for the *hats*. Because, let’s be honest, a good hat can save a bad hair day, or just, you know, make you look effortlessly cool. (Emphasis on the *look* part, because effortless cool usually takes effort, and a hefty credit card bill.)
Now, I’ve been poking around, and it seems Fendi is all about the logo these days. You see it plastered everywhere, which, look, I get it. It’s a status thing. But what if you’re feeling, like, *subtle*? What if you just want a really, really well-made hat that *doesn’t* shout “I spent a fortune!” across the room?
Well, from what I’m seeing, the “no logo” option from Fendi is kinda…missing? I mean, there’s the reversible nylon cap, which is kinda low-key except for the *strap accents* which, let’s be real, are probably gonna be emblazoned with the Fendi logo. So, not *exactly* subtle. And then there’s the black wool number with the jacquard lettering. Oof.
Okay, so maybe *no* logo is asking too much. Maybe the Fendi brand is too deeply enmeshed with its branding. I can see that. It is Fendi we are talking about after all.
I mean, you *could* maybe try to strategically position your hair to cover up the logo. Or wear it backwards? (Although backwards logos are kinda their own statement, aren’t they?). I guess it really depends on how much you’re willing to spend to look fashionably understated – which, ironically, is kinda the opposite of what a Fendi hat is *for*, if you think about it.
The thing is, Fendi does quality. Their stuff *feels* good. That black wool hat? I bet it’s ridiculously soft. That nylon cap? Probably super durable. It’s just…the logos. Ugh, the logos!
Honestly, I dunno. Maybe I’m just being picky. Maybe the subtle flex of a Fendi logo is exactly what some people are going for. But me? I’m kinda leaning towards finding a vintage hat shop and getting something truly unique. And maybe using the money I saved to buy, like, a lifetime supply of coffee. Priorities, people!