First off, you got the whole designer thing. THE OUTNET screaming about “designer clutch bag sale!” and I’m like, okay, cool, but is it *really* a sale? And what’s a “box clutch” anyway? Sounds kinda…uncomfortable to hold all night, ya know? (Plus, let’s be real, a real designer bag costs a whole freaking fortune, so discount or not, it’s still a commitment.)
Then there’s FARFETCH. “3500+ brands to choose from!” Seriously? My brain can’t even process that. It’s like going to a massive ice cream shop – you just end up ordering vanilla because you’re too stressed to decide. Express shipping is tempting tho, ngl.
And oh my god, Nordstrom. “Handbags, Purses & Wallets for Women.” It’s like they’re listing every single thing that can possibly hold your stuff! Belt bags, crossbody bags, tote bags…my poor wallet’s crying already. And what’s the difference between a purse and a wallet anyway? Isn’t it basically the same thing? (Don’t @ me, I’m probably wrong.)
ASOS is in the mix too, promising “women’s handbags from your favourite brands.” Okay, ASOS, you know me too well. I’m a sucker for anything sparkly and on trend, even if it falls apart after three uses. But hey, it looks good on Instagram, right?
Oh, and Wardow.com? They’re talking about “premium and luxury segment” and throwing around names like Aigner and Versace Jeans. Okay, fancy pants. I get it, you’re bougie. But are the bags *actually* that much better? Or is it just the name? I always wonder.
And COACH…Classic! Gotta love Coach, even if it’s kinda “basic” now. Free shipping and returns? Okay, COACH, you’re speaking my language. Makes the whole “impulse buy” thing a lot less scary.
