First off, Fendi hats are a luxury item, *obviously*. And Swiss movement? That’s clocks, right? Like, watches. I mean, I know they’re good quality and all that, ETA, Sellita, Ronda… whatever those words mean, but seriously, putting “Swiss Movement” and “Fendi Hats” together? It feels like someone mashed up two different Google searches by accident. Or maybe it’s some kinda super high-end, futuristic hat that… tells time? No. That’s just stupid.
So, my theory is… people are just, you know, searching for Fendi hats, and somewhere, someone is ALSO searching for info on Swiss watch movements. And the internet, being the chaotic beast it is, just smashed ’em together. Because, let’s be real, Google isn’t always the smartest cookie in the jar.
I saw someone asking about Fendi watches and whether they should buy one. Honestly? I don’t know. Are you rich? Do you like the way it looks? Does it make you feel good about yourself? If you answered “yes” to at least two of those, then go for it! It’s your money! Spend it how you want!
But a Fendi hat *with* a Swiss movement? Nah, that’s just…weird. Unless…unless it’s like, a hidden compartment in the hat that contains a tiny, incredibly expensive Swiss watch? Okay, *that* would be kinda cool. But also, probably ridiculously expensive.
