Honestly, just *reading* that screams “replica watch seller.” And not necessarily the *good* kinda replica seller, y’know? Like, the kind that at least tries to make it look convincing. This feels… cheap.
Then the last line just throws in “Como saber se unitedluxury.net é confiável?” which is Portuguese for “How to know if unitedluxury.net is reliable?” Which, DUH, they’re asking the *right* question! Because, let’s be real, if you gotta *ask* if a website selling discount luxury watch knockoffs is trustworthy… the answer is probably a resounding NO.
Look, I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but connecting the dots here is easier than assembling IKEA furniture (and arguably less frustrating, depending on *your* IKEA experience). They’re *literally* advertising knockoffs. Which, okay, some people are into that. Fine. Do you.
But then they’re *asking* if the site is trustworthy? That’s like a pickpocket asking if you trust them with your wallet. The cognitive dissonance is astounding, honestly.
